06
Aug
07

Legi???

Uite peste ce am dat in dimineata zilei de 6 august inainte de matinala ora de 1 noaptea (defapt mi-a fost trimis de cineva): http://bored.com/crazylaws/index.htm Dupa cum zice si numele e vorba de legi aiurea precum urmatoarele:

It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone’s pity à poate a doar masochist/a

Dogs may not bark after 6 PM à Le pui botnita peste noapte sau ce? Saracii

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

It’s illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.

Lee County: It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex. à daca bun simt nu este, macar o lege

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for photo opportunities.

Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month à stupid. Ei chiar inctrajeaza asa ceva? *desgusted face*

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

Flirtation between the members of the opposite sex on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term. àaveti grija unde flirtati

Baldwin Park: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. à aveti grija cum va folositi imaginatia

In California you may not set a mouse trap without a hunting license.

In Los Angeles, years ago it was legal to cook in your bedroom, but not to sleep in your kitchen.

Los Angeles law forbids hunting moths under a street light.

It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep in Logan County, Colorado.

It is illegal for a woman wearing a red dress to be out on the streets after 7 PM.

Maricopa County: No more than six girls may live in any house.

Mohave County: A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.

In Norfolk a woman can’t go out without wearing a corset. à credeam ca am trecut de vremurile alea

It is illegal to tickle women. à mie imi convine fiindca nu imi place sa fiu gadilata, dar tot aiurea ramane

It is illegal to cut a woman’s hair. à deci o sa avem mai multe Rapunzel-e?

Cheyenne Citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays. à Si cum ramane cu igiena? 

You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.

It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. à cine stie ce ii face seful secretarei blonde?😉 

Si lista continua. 

Dupa cum se vede, exista oameni cu multa imaginatie, dar stau sa ma intreb daca pot exista oameni atat de nebuni. Nebuni exista, dar au ajuns atat de sus incat sa dea legi si nimeni nu a observat ca au probleme grave? Nu se stie niciodata. Se spune ca in fiecare zi aflii lucruri noi. Asta am aflat eu pe ziua de azi. 

Akary


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